Saturday, September 02, 2006

You say John I say Wayne, Hot dog I say cool it man, I don't wanna be the President of America

We went to the farmer's market this morning, then walked down to the beach. And who should ride past us on the bike path? It was the Governor on his bicycle taking his morning exercise.

He was wearing sunglasses. Sunglasses conceal the identity of other people, but on the Governor, they just make him more recognizable.

I think there should be a classification system for celebrity close encounters, like the one for UFOs. A celebrity close encounter of the first kind would be if you encounter them in the course of their celebrity duties, like at a book signing. A celebrity encounter of the second kind would be if you see them walking down the street or in line at the Starbucks. And an encounter of the third kind would be if you're trapped with them in an ATM vestibule and share a stick of gum or something.


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